{"title":"Tees","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"hung-tee","title":"Hung Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eONLY FUR MOTHERFECKERS WHO ARE OVER 8\"! NO EXCEPTIONS!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54071394271542,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54071394304310,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54071397417270,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54071397450038,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54071397482806,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54071397515574,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232648502,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232681270,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232714038,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232746806,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232779574,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232812342,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/03B24C46-606F-4E60-9AF9-C4BC1F6C7DBA.png?v=1785112073"},{"product_id":"sink-deeper-tee","title":"Sink Deeper Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSINK DEEPER.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYOU DONT CARE IF ITS BADFUR YOU.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54056664924470,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Yellow \/ Short","offer_id":54056791703862,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54071396958518,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Yellow \/ Short","offer_id":54071396991286,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54071397024054,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Yellow \/ Short","offer_id":54071397056822,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232877878,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Yellow \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232910646,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232943414,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Yellow \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232976182,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233008950,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Yellow \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233041718,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Green \/ Short","offer_id":54209444512054,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Green \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54209444544822,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Green \/ Short","offer_id":54209444577590,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Green \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54209444610358,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Green \/ Short","offer_id":54209444643126,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Green \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54209444675894,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/DDFE038F-C56E-4449-918C-921048EA2562.png?v=1785112023"},{"product_id":"goon-tee","title":"Goon Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYOU LIKE TO GOON YOUR PEE PEE LIL BRO ?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW ME HOW YOU GO STUPID ON YOUR DONG\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54056789180726,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233303862,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54056665055542,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233238326,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54056789147958,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233271094,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Green \/ Short","offer_id":54056789213494,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Green \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233336630,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072633786678,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233434934,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54072633721142,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233369398,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54072633753910,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233402166,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Green \/ Short","offer_id":54072633819446,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Green \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233467702,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072633917750,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233566006,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54072633852214,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233500470,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54072633884982,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233533238,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Green \/ Short","offer_id":54072633950518,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Green \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233598774,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/42B5B133-0104-471C-8481-F1F9089B67ED.png?v=1785111958"},{"product_id":"cumfartt-tee","title":"Cumfartt Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCUMFARTT: JERK IN PROGRESS\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Grey \/ Short","offer_id":54056665153846,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Grey \/ Short","offer_id":54071399514422,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Grey \/ Short","offer_id":54071399547190,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54071399579958,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54071399612726,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54071399645494,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54071399678262,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54071399711030,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54071399743798,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown \/ Short","offer_id":54072683364662,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown \/ Short","offer_id":54072683397430,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown \/ Short","offer_id":54072683430198,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Grey \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233697078,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233729846,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233762614,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233795382,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Grey \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233828150,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233860918,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233893686,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233926454,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Grey \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233959222,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101233991990,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234024758,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234057526,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/IMG-2787.png?v=1785115348"},{"product_id":"twink-182-tee","title":"Twink-182 Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWITH HITS LIKE: \"ALL THE SMALL TWINKS\" \u0026amp; \"WHATS HIS AGE AGAIN\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54056665252150,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54071439360310,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54071439393078,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072682086710,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072682119478,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072682152246,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234155830,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234188598,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234221366,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234254134,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234286902,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234319670,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/4EEAA285-DE6E-478F-BA85-EBCC9219830B.png?v=1785111821"},{"product_id":"purrvert-tee","title":"Purrvert Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFOR ALL YOU FELINE DEVIANTS AND MEOWLESTERS\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Yellow \/ Short","offer_id":54056665350454,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Yellow \/ Short","offer_id":54072631329078,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Yellow \/ Short","offer_id":54072631361846,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink \/ Short","offer_id":54072645255478,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072645288246,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink \/ Short","offer_id":54072645321014,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072645353782,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink \/ Short","offer_id":54072645386550,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072645419318,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Yellow \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232156982,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232189750,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232222518,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Yellow \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232255286,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232288054,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232320822,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Yellow \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232353590,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232386358,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101232419126,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/F8AD7244-91B1-487F-9AE8-E42DCCEE4594.png?v=1785111696"},{"product_id":"tweaker-tee","title":"Tweaker Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eTHERES FUCKING BUGS CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Purple \/ Short","offer_id":54056755593526,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234483510,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54056665448758,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234450742,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54056755626294,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234516278,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54056755659062,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234549046,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple \/ Short","offer_id":54072632082742,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234614582,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54072632017206,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234581814,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072632115510,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234647350,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54072632148278,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234680118,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple \/ Short","offer_id":54072632246582,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234745654,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black \/ Short","offer_id":54072632181046,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234712886,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072632279350,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234778422,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54072632312118,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101234811190,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/B34FA859-7ED4-4E6C-A7CE-4B6EAA2865DE.png?v=1785111616"},{"product_id":"penis-butthole-tee","title":"Penis \u0026 Butthole Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eNEXT UP, DARIA \"VAGINA\" TEE\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54069686534454,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54069686567222,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54069686599990,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54069686665526,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54069686698294,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54069686731062,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235269942,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235302710,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235335478,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235368246,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235401014,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235433782,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/D61A5154-C478-462C-885A-A9102AB3B2DD.png?v=1785111560"},{"product_id":"cum41-tee","title":"Cum41 Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCUZ ITS IN ME DEEP...\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072638341430,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072638374198,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Short","offer_id":54072638406966,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54072638472502,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072638505270,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54072638538038,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072638570806,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Short","offer_id":54072638603574,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red \/ Short","offer_id":54072638636342,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235466550,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235499318,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235532086,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235564854,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235597622,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235630390,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235663158,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235695926,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235728694,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/93982DC3-57F3-4006-AB80-2DF4F3B35F98.png?v=1785111498"},{"product_id":"porn-brained-tee","title":"Porn Brained Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003ePORN BATE YOUR GOON STICK\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Orange \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54072639521078,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54072639553846,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54072639619382,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54072639652150,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54072639684918,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54072639717686,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235826998,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235859766,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235892534,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235925302,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235958070,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101235990838,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54328279564598,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54328279597366,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54328279630134,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54328279662902,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54328279695670,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54328279728438,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/0EF1C06D-5303-4B0F-958D-CDF673B0F245.png?v=1785111375"},{"product_id":"gta-sex-addicts-tee","title":"GTA: Sex Addicts Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eAH SHIT HERE WE GOON AGAIN\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54072642306358,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54072642339126,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54072642699574,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54072642732342,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54072642765110,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54072642797878,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236089142,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236121910,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236154678,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236187446,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236220214,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236252982,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/4632AE0B-B1BB-4E91-BE7C-E5B740E4CEA9.png?v=1785111134"},{"product_id":"lickin-cock-tee","title":"Lickin Cock Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCUZ IN MY REAR END, IT FEELS EVEN FATTER\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54072671502646,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54072671633718,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54072671666486,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236318518,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236351286,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236384054,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/IMG-1574.png?v=1781699359"},{"product_id":"untitled-may29_23-31-54","title":"No Lube Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eNO LUBE. NO TEARS. NO MERCY.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54073717391670,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54073717424438,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54073718276406,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54073718309174,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54073718341942,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54073718374710,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236482358,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236515126,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236547894,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236580662,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236613430,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54101236646198,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/9F84E6FB-7EC6-4B73-AFDC-7B39C419E094.png?v=1785111008"},{"product_id":"insane-cyborg-pussy-tee","title":"Insane Cyborg Pussy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eF0R ALL THE JUGGALHOES AND JUGGALTHEMS WITH THE SURGED UP CYBORG PU55Y \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54159796535606,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54159796633910,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54159796666678,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54159796732214,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54159796764982,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54159796797750,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/DF1ABAFF-7A8E-49CC-9BFE-0401799E0BB4.png?v=1792443971"},{"product_id":"7-top-tee","title":"7 Top Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLET ME QUENCH YOUR THIRST\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Short \/ L","offer_id":54218102964534,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Sleeveless \/ L","offer_id":54218103030070,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Short \/ M","offer_id":54218103095606,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Short \/ S","offer_id":54218103128374,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Sleeveless \/ M","offer_id":54218103161142,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Sleeveless \/ S","offer_id":54218103193910,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/BA122C5E-2CAF-40E1-99E2-27584F98E23D.png?v=1785110875"},{"product_id":"dick-pump-tee","title":"Dick Pump Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eONE MORE TIME... WE'RE GONNA MASTURB4TE\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54231591190838,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54231591420214,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54231591452982,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54231591485750,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54231591518518,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":54231591551286,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/72E5D571-D8F1-449A-A15D-8567FE2B6AA9.png?v=1785110829"},{"product_id":"gooniversity-collegiate-tee","title":"Gooniversity™ Collegiate Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBate with pride anywhere you goon with the official Gooniversity™ T-shirt. \u003c\/strong\u003eAdorned with the official GOONY Crest. Boxy and cropped fit.All orders designed, packaged, and shipped by Gooniversity™ students.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gooniversity","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Beige","offer_id":54569883107638,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Beige","offer_id":54569883140406,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Beige","offer_id":54569883173174,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Beige","offer_id":54569883205942,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Beige","offer_id":54569883238710,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Grey","offer_id":54596843831606,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Green","offer_id":54596843864374,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Grey","offer_id":54596843897142,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Green","offer_id":54596843929910,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Grey","offer_id":54596843962678,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Green","offer_id":54596843995446,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Grey","offer_id":54596844028214,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Green","offer_id":54596844060982,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Grey","offer_id":54596844093750,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Green","offer_id":54596844126518,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/IMG-3858_af9e10b8-0090-4cdc-a4d7-85af8e685351.png?v=1791415801"},{"product_id":"life-in-plastic-tee","title":"Life in Plastic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI HEARD THE DOLLS GET NASTY BUT NOT LIKE THIS\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Pink \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":54597813240118,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":54597813272886,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":54597813305654,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590597181750,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590597214518,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590597247286,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/IMG-3876.png?v=1789866512"},{"product_id":"kitty-boop","title":"Kitty Boop Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSOME KITTIES EAT FISH, OTHERS SERVE IT.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590342770998,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590343524662,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590343557430,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":67590344147254,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":67590344180022,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":67590344212790,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/C6A474A3-4A5E-4558-8A06-B21E2D0AE0E7.png?v=1790789486"},{"product_id":"ed-hardon-tee","title":"Ed Hardon Rhinestone Muscle Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eED HARDLY GETS A HARDON BECAUSE OF HIS E.D. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"Beige \/ S \/ Yes (+ $5)","offer_id":67590515851574,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige \/ M \/ Yes (+ $5)","offer_id":67590561759542,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige \/ L \/ Yes (+ $5)","offer_id":67590561792310,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige \/ S \/ No","offer_id":67757147947318,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige \/ M \/ No","offer_id":67757147980086,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige \/ L \/ No","offer_id":67757148012854,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/IMG-4210.png?v=1792293667"},{"product_id":"dont-lose-ur-head-tee","title":"Dont Lose Ur Head Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSOMETIMES YOU GET AHEAD. OTHER TIMES YOU GIVE SOME.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BADFUR","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S \/ Short","offer_id":67590568739126,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Short","offer_id":67590569132342,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Short","offer_id":67590569165110,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590569230646,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590569263414,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Sleeveless","offer_id":67590569296182,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/1393\/6950\/files\/IMG-4012.png?v=1790789791"}],"url":"https:\/\/badfur-2.myshopify.com\/collections\/tees.oembed","provider":"BadFur","version":"1.0","type":"link"}